1) A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
2), Height of Patriotism:
A girl watching Football match, had painted the national flag on her face.
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A clever boy kissed and said, "I Love My Country" :P
to his dad, saying:
Dear Dad
Berlin is wonderful,
people are nice and I really like it
here,
but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to
arrive at my college with my
pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many
fellow students travel by train.
Your son,
Nasser
The next day,
Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
from his dad:
My dear loving son
Fifty million US Dollar has just
been transferred to your
account.
Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too. :-D
